I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
