WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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