Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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