yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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