when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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