Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Everclear isn't food dammit
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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