like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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