if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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