I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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