she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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