I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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