You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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