I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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