It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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