Dual....:-)
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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