Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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