Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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