i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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