brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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