Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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