i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
