he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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