i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
