Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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