Where is the hickey?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dick very happy bro
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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