It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
well you can't waste a boner
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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