Swine flu. Run for my life!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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