nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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