Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
where are my eyebrows?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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