he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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