So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have tasted many bathrooms
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
