Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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