duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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