Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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