Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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