People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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