He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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