I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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