Me. At least after what I've been through.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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