So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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