we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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