fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Randomize
