Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
