I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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