it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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