We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I got chris browned last night
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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