I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
zippers are such a cool invention
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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