this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I have post one night stand depression
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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