i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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