I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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