I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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